my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”
do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin
do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan
does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos
we’ll tell you in a sec
Things you should NEVER say to fangirls:
Whovians: I skipped nine.
Potterheads: They’re just books.
Tolkienites: Why didn’t the eagles just drop them off?
Merlinians: You must have known it was going to end like that.
Hunters: I skipped the first three seasons to meet cas.
Sherlockians: I hate Mrs Hudson.
Hiddlestoners or Cumberbabes: But he is ugly.
All fandoms: Its not real. Its only a stupid story.
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that
yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.
only real Ancient Greek kids would understand
reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid