I’ve gotten to the point where my parents could take everything away from me and I’d still be content to just lay in my bed and sleep.
- Tumblr app: I'm done loading
- Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
- Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
- parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
- clock: 11:01
- me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now